📢 PAGING PASSENGER BERT — YOUR BAG IS NOT LOST. IT IS HOME. 🧳
BAGGAGE CLAIM404

BERT
IN THE BAG

He isn't holding the bag. He lives in it.

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ATTENTION: AN UNATTENDED BAG IS CIRCLING SOLANA. IT IS NOT UNATTENDED.

BERT the Pomeranian, red hat and blue coat, sitting in his cream canvas bag
EXHIBIT A — THE BAG (OCCUPIED)
INCIDENT REPORT #404

The Legend of Claim 404

AIRPORT SECURITY — LOST & FOUND DIVISION FILE NO. BB-404 · STATUS: UNRESOLVED
23:41

Every suitcase at Baggage Claim 404 has been collected — except one cream canvas bag. It keeps circling the carousel. For hours.

02:15

Security approaches the bag and opens it.

02:16

First: a red hat. Then: a blue coat. Then: the most serious Pomeranian anyone has ever seen.

02:17

"Who owns this bag?" they ask. BERT places both paws on the rim. The question is wrong.

02:18

BERT isn't holding the bag. The bag is holding BERT.

Evidence photo: BERT in the bag
EVIDENCE 01 — SUBJECT REFUSES TO LEAVE

The carousel has never stopped since. Every lap collects another meme, another passenger, another destination. Nobody knows where it leads. BERT doesn't care. His coat is zipped, his hat is secure, and he is already in the bag.

INTERACTIVE · CAROUSEL 404

Claim Your Bag

Bags are circling. One of them is yours. Hit CLAIM when your tag number rolls through the claim zone. Grab the wrong bag three times and security escorts you out.

CLAIM TICKET BB-000 your bag
STREAK0
BEST0
STRIKES○○○
CLAIM ZONE
PRESS CLAIM WHEN YOUR BAG IS IN THE ZONE
SECURITY SCREENING · TOKENOMICS

What's in the bag?

Slide the scanner across the bag. Nothing to declare — except everything.

▦1,000,000,000TOTAL SUPPLY — one brick, very dense
✂0% TAXnothing to declare
🔥LP BURNEDthe bag cannot be un-checked
🐶1 POMERANIANalive · serious · not for sale
MARKET ARRIVALS — LIVE FROM THE CAROUSEL
PRICE——
MARKET CAP——
24H CHANGE——
24H VOLUME——
AWAITING CA — THE BAG IS STILL CIRCLING
BOARDING PROCESS

Get in the bag

Four stubs. One carousel. No return flight.

  1. STUB 01

    Pack a wallet

    Download Phantom on mobile or as a browser extension. This is your carry-on.

  2. STUB 02

    Load SOL

    Buy SOL in Phantom or send it from your exchange. Travel money for the carousel.

  3. STUB 03

    Swap for $BERTBAG

    Open pump.fun, paste the CA, swap SOL for $BERTBAG. Mind the doors.

  4. STUB 04

    Ride the carousel

    You are now in the bag. The bag is now holding you. Enjoy the laps — BERT does.

ITINERARY

Endless destinations

Nobody knows where the carousel leads. Here's the routing tag anyway.

404→SOL

Leg 1 — Check-in

Fair launch on pump.fun. One dog, one bag, zero presale. The carousel starts turning.

BOARDING
SOL→CTO

Leg 2 — Layover

1,000 passengers claim their bags. Memes multiply. The PA system never stops announcing BERT.

SCHEDULED
CTO→DEX

Leg 3 — Connection

Charted on Dexscreener, trending on X. Security gives up asking who owns the bag.

SCHEDULED
DEX→???

Leg 4 — Destination

Wherever the meme takes us. The carousel has never stopped. BERT sees no reason it should.

ENDLESS
CCTV still: BERT waving from his bag as it rides the baggage carousel
CCTV — CAROUSEL 404 · LAST SEEN: STILL CIRCLING · STATUS: EXTREMELY IN THE BAG

Join the carousel

The bag has room. It always has room. Follow the flight, grab a handle, and never explain yourself to security again.

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